B – “Mom, my body is different than other people’s bodies.”
M – “Oh really? How is it different?”
B – “Well, it’s mainly a burping body.”
M – “Huh?”
B – “Yeah, after every time I eat or drink something, my body burps.”
M – “And you think that’s different from other people’s bodies?”
B – “Yes. And that is true.”
I love this kid. Please, someone invent a freezing machine so that my baby can stay in his five-year-old burping body forever.
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