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Archive for May, 2009

I’ll be honest, the boat makes me nervous.  I’m talking rumbly in my tumbly, I-feel-like-I’m-going-to-have-diarrhea, nervous.
I know that probably sounds weird…why in the heck would a boat make me nervous?  Let me tell you:

The trailer is scary.  It’s long, and it’s unpredictable, and there are other people driving around you.  They are basically moving targets.  [...]

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I know, OK?  It’s been a while.  You don’t have to tell me.  Or e-mail me.  Or corner me in my driveway.  I’m fully aware that I am a slacker; a big, lame, lazy loser.  I know. 
I got nothin’.  No excuse other than the lice took me hostage for a month.  You can’t imagine the pain and [...]

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