Posted in Uncategorized on April 30, 2008 | 12 Comments »
There once was a man named Wright,
Whose pants were a little too tight.
His rear was like lead and it broke the bed,
As he was sleeping that night.
Now Wright said the bed is a keeper,
It’s true that no man is cheaper.
Though the bed was askew, drowzy he grew
And his slumber has never been deeper.
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Mmmmm, pan pizza. Come [...]
Posted in family, funny kids on April 28, 2008 | 14 Comments »
They always say that the youngest child has different parents than the first. I didn’t realize how true this was until I had my third and things like having immaculately clean faces stopped being important.
You know you’re getting especially lax when you get somewhere and your friends ask you questions like this:
“Nicki.”
“What?”
“Did you know that your [...]
