I was laying in bed last night when I thought of something:
Snicker. Snicker, giggle.
“What?”
“You don’t have any clean underwear for tomorrow.”
Silence.
I’m shaking the bed by now. He’s starting to laugh too, so I know he’s not mad.
“How come you always have clean underwear but I run out?”, he said.
“Raaaa haa ha ha! I don’t know!” I’m not sure why, but we think this is hilarious. “I’ll get up and stick some in the wash.”
“No,” he says, “Don’t worry about it; I’ll improvise.”
This is the funniest thing yet. We’re both howling, and I say, “I don’t even want to know what you mean by that!”
I think this was so entertaining because we both have the same amount of underwear. I’m sure it seems weird to some people, but it’s a fact. I buy new undies once a year, and I always buy us the same number. And I always do our laundry together. So why does he run out before me? Does he change two times a day? He’s a pretty clean dude, but I don’t think he’s in the bedroom changing when I’m not looking. So that leaves me. Do I wear my underwear two days in a row? I don’t think so…but maybe… It’s a mystery.
I’m sure my sweet lover is stoked that everyone reading this knows he’s wearing do-over undies today. It’s a good thing he loves me…Aaaah haa ha haaa!!
this made me giggle. thanks for sharing. in my pre-g days there were a few times where I had put off laundry so long, I was stuck wearing swimming suit bottoms. And I’ve done the panty-liner trick before too. was that too much information?
just for the record – I did improvise today but i am not wearing do-overs. sheez. this requires revenge. remember that talk we had about disclosing too much information to our friends honey?
This post was a crack-up! And trav you are such a liar, how can you improvise without wearing do-overs – wait, I don’t want to know. let’s just keep that to yourself.
i’ll leave my improvisation to everyone’s imagination. It’s more fun that way, right?
Umm, remember a few years back when you encouraged me to have a blog? Hello, this is me you’re talking about. I have a very thin filter.
K – there’s no such thing as TMI when you’re talking to me. That is so funny that you wore swimsuit bottoms!
Nicki- you are girl after my own heart. I think we are soul mates. :-)
hee hee Was he mad you blogged about it?
He’s not mad – that was him up in the other comments. He just wants revenge now. The last time something like this happened he hi-jacked my blog and put an ugly picture of me on it. I’m a little scared now!
Hi, I’m Kellan – nice to meet you. I thought this post was so funny and I loved when he said he would improvise – to funny. Take care.
WOW THIS WAS SO FUNNY, IT WORKS THAT WAY YOU KNOW, I KNOW FOR A FACT IF JACOB WAS IN CHARGE OF OUR LAUNDRY, NO ONE WOULD EVER HAVE CLEAN ANYTHING!! I GUESS THANK GOODNESS I’M IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING!!!
My stomach hurts from laughing. We miss you guys. You are too funny.
we’ve just had this very conversation at our house :)…off to the washer :) nite nite
Oh, how this made me laugh! Love it. It’s good to know I’m not the only one who airs “dirty laundry,” so to speak.